Short Music for Short People, by Beautiful Rat Records

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1.	Bryan Cranston Crayon Box - Help! I'm Trapped In A Bryan Cranston Crayon Box Song 00:44	info
2.	Jungheim - Dive Back In 00:45
3.	2:00AM Wake Up Call - Start Over Again 00:41
4.	Lokeigh - Something Stupid (Robbie Williams Cover) 00:43
5.	Josh Broom - All I Need 00:26
6.	Leave Nelson B - Phantom Winters 00:54
7.	Marco Aziel - No God, No Gender, No Culture, No Clothes 00:44	info
8.	The Proverbial Rose Iceberg - Overlapping Heights 01:08
9.	Holy Schnikes! - Talkin' Softball (From The Simpsons) 00:58	info
10.	Nate Funk - Oh God 00:48
11.	Nate Funk - Oh God (Acoustic) 00:48
12.	Take Today - Somewhere Between 00:33
13.	How I Became Invisible - Codex Gigas 00:33
14.	Safety? Always Off! - There Are Two Things I Know About White People. They Love Matchbox Twenty and Are Terrified of Curses 00:43
15.	pet sematary - dark green 1982 jeep wagoneer (maybe i can't drive, but i can sure as hell crash) 00:51
16.	Dr. feelokay - mourningwood 00:51	lyrics
I know it’s been a long time coming But it’s nice to come along with you You know that I been trying to write a love song Songs I love are too Fucking morbid, I’ll forfeit The feelings that I caught Every morning I’m mourning The innocence I lost
17.	Purgatory Drive - Anxiety and Nicotine 00:44
18.	Dirt Wagon - Fourty And Some Odd Second Song For Those Under One Hundred And Seventy Five Centimeters 00:47
19.	@plutohorror - experiment 2 00:36
20.	~B33ATRIC3~ - Triangle Bike 00:30
21.	the merrier - cat lullaby 00:56
22.	Dreamtracker - Waiting Room 00:36
23.	Kuiper - Another Life 00:44
24.	Ellby - My Giant Fucking Head / He's Gonna Eat You!! 00:45
25.	SQUARE NOIZE - wassup 00:58
26.	Karl Roy - Public Hazard 00:38	info
27.	Oh&no - a lint theme 00:29
28.	3AM - Car Keys 00:43
29.	Retro Hogwash and his Piledriver - It's a Rad, Rad World (2021 Demo) 00:50	info
30.	Pigeon Scratch - Slow Sloppy Tribute Song For The Brick Sidewalks That Were Demolished In My Town. 00:50	info
31.	The Unitaskers - Please Don't Sweep Me Up 01:00	info
32.	dark middle chapter - Forever (For Now) 00:38
33.	Strayfare - Sprit Fingerzz 00:30
34.	Bergie & The Magic Bag - Gift Shop 00:45
35.	Neckbeard Nightmare - American Movie Song 00:44	info
36.	Problem Dog - My Cocoon (The Used cover) 00:44
37.	rats in a wall. - bottle rock it A.K.A. the time i got shot in the face with a lit firework 00:58	info
38.	Scott Making Cents - Unironically Saying Sheeple 00:57
39.	Alien Machine - borderline 00:30
40.	Man Random - I Firmly Believe The Hodag Exists And Will Not Be Told Otherwise 00:48	info
41.	Annie's Takeout - Ghost In My GameBoy 00:46
42.	Unbury the Hatchet - Drawing a Blank 00:57	info
43.	Bored As Hell - Political Song 00:28
44.	Bread Crust - Like You Like Me 00:36
45.	yourhandinmine - say nothing 00:40
46.	cozyinn - The Playground Outside 00:55	info
47.	Chainsaw Dimemberment - Bone Rosary 00:52
48.	Surviving - Rainbow Party Socialite 00:28
49.	Elizabeth Short - Regurgitated Fetus 00:26
50.	Flincher - The Carrows 00:29
51.	Putrid Abortion - 9-11 Moneyshot 00:18
52.	Ryback - 1,2 Fuck You 00:51
53.	Negative Ghost Rider - Icebox 00:53
54.	dododo - salen juggs 01:45	info
55.	dododo - salen juggs (Xandi Waystone remix) 00:54	info

about

"Short Music for Short People" was a compilation put out in 1999 by Fat Wreck Chords, featuring 101 different bands playing songs that were all roughly 30 seconds in length. The original compilation featured artist we all know and love (or hate), such as Less Than Jake, Blink 182, Green Day, Black Flag, and like 98 other bands.

One day I was scrolling on Twitter and saw a tweet by Twitter user @jkmttr saying it'd be sweet if someone did a DIY version of SM$SP and I said ya know what? It would. So here it is! The unofficial Short Music for Short
People 2 (pweese don't sue me Fat Wreck).

Short Music for Short People 2 features some of DIYs finest artist, and submissions were open for anyone and everyone who wanted to be a part of it, so there are a lot of songs! but they're also short, so even those with the smallest attention span can enjoy these tracks!

100% of all money made from this comp will be donated to the Trans Lifeline. Trans rights are human rights!

credits

released December 3, 2021

Album artwork by Charlie Lower
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